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Testimonials
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"I went with ‘Is your name Grace? Because you’re amazing.’ She laughed, we talked, and now we’re planning our wedding after months of praying the rosary together. Catholic pickup lines might sound cheesy, but hey, they led to my future wife! Highly recommend."
Joseph A.
age 23
"I nervously tried, ‘Let’s say a rosary together—you can lead the mysteries.’ She smiled, we prayed, and now we’re dating, attending Mass every Sunday, and even have matching prayer books. Turns out Catholic pickup lines aren’t just funny—they can lead to something beautiful!"
Kolbe J.
age 25
"I said, 'Is it a sin that you stole my heart?' She laughed and invited me to her parish's young adult group. Now we pray the Divine Mercy Chaplet together, and our relationship is going strong. Catholic pickup lines: holy, funny, and surprisingly effective!"
Thomas A.
age 30
THE LATEST GEMS
Like Saint Augustine, my heart is restless... until it rests in you.
"Like Saint Augustine said, ‘My heart is restless... until it rests in you.’ And while he was talking about God, I can’t help but think my heart might find a little peace with you, too! Maybe it’s a d... ...more
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Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...because he never met you!
"Now I totally understand why Solomon had 700 wives—because he never met you! If he had, his search would’ve ended a whole lot sooner. Who needs hundreds of wives when just one person like you could o... ...more
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We're starting a parish directory. Can I have your name and number?
"We’re starting a parish directory, and I realized there’s a spot reserved just for your name and number. I’m thinking we make it a special entry—maybe with a direct line to me? Let’s make this more t... ...more
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February 21, 2025•0 min read
If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I would have a Joyful Mystery
"If I had a bead for every time I thought of you, I’d have a Joyful Mystery—and trust me, that’s no ordinary rosary. You’re the kind of blessing that makes every prayer feel a little brighter. Maybe w... ...more
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February 21, 2025•0 min read
I'd be a second class relic if you'd just give me a little kiss.
"Ever thought about creating a relic? No, seriously—one little kiss from you, and I’d be a second-class relic! It’s not every day someone offers you a chance to boost your holiness status, right? Let’... ...more
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February 18, 2025•0 min read
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers, and I realized that I don’t have yours.
"Guess what? I was flipping through the Book of Numbers, but something was missing…your number! 😉 Maybe it’s a sign from above? Let’s chat and see if we’re on the same page—both spiritually and numer... ...more
Catholic Pick Up Lines
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FAQS
Are your pick up lines guaranteed to work?
Yes...hopefully. While our pickup lines are guaranteed to be awesome. Women are complicated and guaranteeing anything in this regard is far beyond our skill set (and probably yours as well!)
What do I do if she says yes?
Slow down buddy...you're moving a little quick now don't you think?
Do you have any advice for me on when it's the right time to use one of your pickup lines?
It's never not a good time to use one of our pickup lines. Stop wasting our time with your insecure line of questioning.
